Sunday, May 16, 2010

New Bollywood Actor!

Remember these facts when becoming an actor in India:
Fact 1: One or both of your parents must be a popular actor or actress.
Fact 2: You must be good looking, if not seek a plastic surgeon.
Fact 3: You must have muscles and must be willing to take of your shirts in the movies.
Fact 4: You should know how to dance.
Fact 5: Always remember, if your movie flops, don't worry you'll be given plenty of other movies.

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