Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Newest Superhero!

Meet the newest Superhero, MR. CAT!
A grown man in tight costume...just wrong and disturbing at so many levels.

Friday, June 25, 2010

India's Best Race Drivers??

Rikshawalas?? They certainly know how to drive and avoid collision. Well, most of the time. But, can they be India's best race drivers??

Give them enough money and they'll get you from point A to point B the fastest way possible without following traffic signs or signals. You better hold on tight, because they'll run over people too.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Uncle Cool!

Uncle finally found a way to communicate with his children.
For some reason, Auntie doesn't like the look.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Indian Government

This fan isn't strong enough. They need bigger and more powerful fan!


Entering America everyday both legally and illegally. Yet, no one has been able to prove if they are real or not.

Good thing India isn't on top of their list, otherwise there would be a lot of people getting kidnapped. It might help with the population though.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Crazy In Love

Who says you can't buy true love these days??

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Indian Spiderman!

Abroad jana padega, either to building hi nahi hai latakne keh liye!
(I have to go Abroad, there is no building here to swing on!)

If that's the reason he left india, then someone should tell him....India's not what it use to be.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010


Our party has decided to nominate him to run for the election. Now the question you might be asking yourself is 'why him?' or 'why a statue?', well we all know what happened to our last 4 candidates (For those who don't know...kisi ne udaah diya un logo ko). Ess baar aesa na hoga or naa hum hone denge!

There are many reasons that makes him a great candidate. One of the main reason for selecting him is because he's 100% indestructible. He has been tested under all conditions and situations. He has been been made with special metal found on planet pandora, called unobtanium. I know this has cost us some money, but we'll get it back as soon as our party wins the election.

Second, he has no emotions. However, he has been installed with small microscopic tubes near his eyes, so if there is a need we can run water thew it making it seem like he's crying. We can use this to our advantage and get more spiritual voters.

Also, we have made ten other non-expensive life size copies of him, which will be used to promote our party in different areas of the country. They all have pre-recorded speeches that are sure to fire up the public and get us the votes.

Do not worry loyal followers, he'll vote as the party want him to vote.

Before we leave this meeting, I need to discuss one more thing that we are working very hard to correct. At present, this candidate does not have any rape, murder, bribery, or corruption charges against him, which is not good. Our people expect more, therefore we are working night and day to change this. There will be soon number of FRI filed against him, but rest assure he will not be convicted any of this. This can only help us.


Sunday, June 13, 2010

Emotional Ride

He would be a great poker player.

The bad thing about is that, it's very hard to intimate the enemies....because they'll never know when your angry at them.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Mother India

You don't want to mess with her...she'll come at you with a Roti-stick (aka Roti Rolling Pin)!

Little kids and some grown men have fallen victims. You want to be careful and not to upset her, otherwise she'll beat you down with her trusty weapon..the Roti-Stick.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Indian Football Team at FIFA?

Our scientists are still trying to figure out why can't one of the most populated countries in this world can't produce 11 players to play football at an international level.

Future of Cricket!

With all the money that's involved these days, it won't be long before the players start looking like GORILLAS.

Phir dekhne me thoda aur majaa ayega....it'll be nothing but FOURS and SIXES, because players wont be able to run that fast.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Indian Street Sign

This is the signs that should be posted in many places in India, but when you gotta go....you gotta go!

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

All IZZ Well!

Unfortunately, the 'All IZZ Well' theory does not apply for all the bad situations.

......MAGAR mere Baap ko meih kya bolunga??

Monday, June 7, 2010

Big Papa's Watching!

Usually it's the mother who's stopping all the fights...but not in this case!

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Free Petroleum?

Petroleum prices keep going up, but luckily still a lot of oil left under the ocean.  Now, if only getting it out was that easy...