Happy Holidays!

Khiladi

Model

Figure Zero

Just like Kareena, you can have figure zero....just stop eating!

(Warning: Not eating may be harmful to your health)

Little bit about Kareena Kapoor:

She's a Indian Bollywood actress, born in 1980. Her family include well known actors, including her father, mother, and sister. She's also known as Bebo. She's one of the highest paid actresses in Bollywood. She use to date another actor named Shahid Kapoor, but now she's dating Saif Ali Khan.

Available For Dating

Salman & Katrina in Restaurant:

Salman: Kyaa mujse shaadi kaarogi??

Kat: No, I want to concentrate on my career

Salman: Phir ek baar soach loh

Kat: Sorry Salman, but my answer is still NO

Salman: Thik hai.......WAITER, hamara bill alag alag lana!

Kat K

Here is another sketch of Katrina Kaif

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New Discovery

Looks like someone just made a new discovery:

Superhero Rivalry

The Maharaja

Here's are different versions of the same drawing of the Maharaja (Great King):

The Original:

I think the below image turned out pretty cool:

In shade of green:

Paris-Sketch

Paris Hilton Sketch!

Kat-sketch

My attempt to draw Katrina Kaif using paint...

Another one, Katrina:

Jokes-Marriage

Chantu: I think I made mistake and got married.

Bantu: Why?

Chantu: I asked my wife to send me a fax and she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

Indian Vampire

Inspired by Hollywood movies, Raju thought becoming a vampire was cool. He thought it would get him all the girls. But, it didn't turn out that way.....

World Cup Prediction

Let's just say, not everyone was happy with octopus's prediction. Especially, players of Netherlands.

Child Labor

There should be a law against child labor....wait, There is.

It's a full time job going to school this days. However, you get a lots of overtime. Who doesn't love that?

RAVAN - The Musical

Coming soon, ‘Ravan The Musical’. See Ravan like never before. Based on a true story. See the rise and the fall of a leader. Unlike any other Ravan movie out there. A MASTERFULLY shot film. Might be available in DIGITAL 3D. Coming to theaters near you*. Never before a movie contained this much Drama, this much Action, this much Adventure, this much Comedy, or this much MUSIC.

Sometimes, it seems like people want to ruin perfectly good thing by making it different than the original. But, people forget to look at the true meaning behind the story.

*Note: This movie has not yet been made.

Air-420 Flight

Foreign Diplomacy

Newest Superhero!

Meet the newest Superhero, MR. CAT!

A grown man in tight costume...just wrong and disturbing at so many levels.

India's Best Race Drivers??

Rikshawalas?? They certainly know how to drive and avoid collision. Well, most of the time. But, can they be India's best race drivers??

Give them enough money and they'll get you from point A to point B the fastest way possible without following traffic signs or signals. You better hold on tight, because they'll run over people too.

Uncle Cool!

Uncle finally found a way to communicate with his children.

For some reason, Auntie doesn't like the look.

Indian Government

This fan isn't strong enough. They need bigger and more powerful fan!

Aliens

Entering America everyday both legally and illegally. Yet, no one has been able to prove if they are real or not.

Good thing India isn't on top of their list, otherwise there would be a lot of people getting kidnapped. It might help with the population though.

Crazy In Love

Who says you can't buy true love these days??

Indian Spiderman!

Abroad jana padega, either to building hi nahi hai latakne keh liye!

(I have to go Abroad, there is no building here to swing on!)

If that's the reason he left india, then someone should tell him....India's not what it use to be.

RAJNEETI

AT PARTY HEADQUATERS:
Our party has decided to nominate him to run for the election. Now the question you might be asking yourself is 'why him?' or 'why a statue?', well we all know what happened to our last 4 candidates (For those who don't know...kisi ne udaah diya un logo ko). Ess baar aesa na hoga or naa hum hone denge!

There are many reasons that makes him a great candidate. One of the main reason for selecting him is because he's 100% indestructible. He has been tested under all conditions and situations. He has been been made with special metal found on planet pandora, called unobtanium. I know this has cost us some money, but we'll get it back as soon as our party wins the election.

Second, he has no emotions. However, he has been installed with small microscopic tubes near his eyes, so if there is a need we can run water thew it making it seem like he's crying. We can use this to our advantage and get more spiritual voters.

Also, we have made ten other non-expensive life size copies of him, which will be used to promote our party in different areas of the country. They all have pre-recorded speeches that are sure to fire up the public and get us the votes.

Do not worry loyal followers, he'll vote as the party want him to vote.

Before we leave this meeting, I need to discuss one more thing that we are working very hard to correct. At present, this candidate does not have any rape, murder, bribery, or corruption charges against him, which is not good. Our people expect more, therefore we are working night and day to change this. There will be soon number of FRI filed against him, but rest assure he will not be convicted any of this. This can only help us.

THIS BAAR ELECTION HUM HI JEETENGE!

THIS TIME VICTORY WILL BE OURS!

Emotional Ride

He would be a great poker player.

The bad thing about is that, it's very hard to intimate the enemies....because they'll never know when your angry at them.

Mother India

You don't want to mess with her...she'll come at you with a Roti-stick (aka Roti Rolling Pin)!

Little kids and some grown men have fallen victims. You want to be careful and not to upset her, otherwise she'll beat you down with her trusty weapon..the Roti-Stick.

Indian Football Team at FIFA?

Our scientists are still trying to figure out why can't one of the most populated countries in this world can't produce 11 players to play football at an international level.

Future of Cricket!

With all the money that's involved these days, it won't be long before the players start looking like GORILLAS.

Phir dekhne me thoda aur majaa ayega....it'll be nothing but FOURS and SIXES, because players wont be able to run that fast.

Indian Street Sign

This is the signs that should be posted in many places in India, but when you gotta go....you gotta go!

All IZZ Well!

Unfortunately, the 'All IZZ Well' theory does not apply for all the bad situations.

......MAGAR mere Baap ko meih kya bolunga??

Big Papa's Watching!

Usually it's the mother who's stopping all the fights...but not in this case!

Free Petroleum?

Petroleum prices keep going up, but luckily still a lot of oil left under the ocean.  Now, if only getting it out was that easy...

Miscommunication @ International Level!

Indian Mario!

Meet Majnu & his cow Yogi!!

A better version of Majnu:

Political Leader - Netaji

Oh, don't worry...he's having a good day! You don't wanna see him on a bad day.

Scientist - Date Night!

A scientist on a date!

Indian Technology Expert

Indian Technology Expert:  This is Bob Speaking. How may I help you with your computer sir??

Unfortunately, sometime even the educated people doesn't get the right opportunity they need.

Indian Security!

You don't wanna mess with him...JUST LOOK AT THAT MUSTACHE!

New Bollywood Actor!

Remember these facts when becoming an actor in India:
Fact 1: One or both of your parents must be a popular actor or actress.
Fact 2: You must be good looking, if not seek a plastic surgeon.
Fact 3: You must have muscles and must be willing to take of your shirts in the movies.
Fact 4: You should know how to dance.
Fact 5: Always remember, if your movie flops, don't worry you'll be given plenty of other movies.

Visiting India

Remember these facts when visiting India:
Fact 1: You don't have to wear Indian cloths to visit India.
Fact 2: You don't have to know how to wear Indian cloths.
Fact 3: However, wearing Indian cloths may make you look cooler than you already are.
Fact 4: Wearing politician cloths may get you in trouble.

Fact 5: Men and Women wear different kind of cloths.

Indian Superman!!

He may not seem like it, but HE IS.....

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Welcome to my blog!!  I will use this blog to post the drawing/comics that I have done. These drawing are just for fun, nothing more. Hope people enjoys them...